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You know you\'re a redneck when...........
1. The biggest city you\'ve ever visited
is Wal-Mart.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than
15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left your driveway in
15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. Two of your aunts are also your cousins
and the other aunt is also your grandma.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off
your back and they don\'t want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more
than you took.
10. You take your dog for a walk and you both
use the same tree.
11. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
12. Your grandmother had \"ammo\" on her
Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You\'ve been involved in a custody fight
over a hunting dog.
15. Your house doesn\'t have curtains, but
your truck does.
16. You consider your license plate personalized
because your father made it while he was
in prison.
17. You know how many bales of hay your
car will hold.
18. You have a rag for a gas cap.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their
rest rooms so clean.
20. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
21. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
22. You use your ironing board as a buffet table.
23. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does
$50,000 worth of improvements.
24. You missed your 5th grade graduation because
you were on jury duty.
25. You use a toilet brush to scratch your back.